Trying to Disappear Sweatshirt cowgirl Navy ink illustration of a

Navy ink illustration of a cat wearing a cowboy hat with "MEOWDY" arched above in bold varsity-style lettering

Black ink arched text reads "TRYING TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER" in a bold vintage serif font

Red ink illustration of a cowgirl riding a rooster

you started relating to Santa’s lifestyle a little too hard

"Shoulda Been A" appears in retro triple-stroke block letters while "Cowgirl" flows beneath in a cursive script

Trying to Disappear Sweatshirt cowgirl Navy ink illustration of aYour social battery died three events ago. Youre running on pure spite and the promise of leaving early. The Details: Gold ink artwork featuring the text "TRYING TO" in arched vintage lettering above an illustration of a pair of cowboy boots dissolving or melting downward with dripping lines and small star accents. "DISAPPEAR" appears in large bold retro block letters with a slight 3D shadow effect below. All artwork is printed in a single mustard