Dillas Before Dudes Long Sleeve Tee Color:Dark Grey Heather You chose a 401k and

You chose a 401k and a desk job over riding off into the sunset and that haunts you every single Monday at 7 AM

And now everyone at brunch is going to know too

When people ask if you’re being sarcastic

Retro pin-up patriotic design with bold

That’s the real night of terrors

Dillas Before Dudes Long Sleeve Tee Color:Dark Grey Heather You chose a 401k andEvery relationship in your life has disappointed you except the one you have with queso. That one is rock solid. The Details: Pink and teal ink illustration of an armadillo with a teal spotted shell and pink body. Arched above in pink western style block letters reads "DILLAS" and below in large pink block letters reads "BEFORE DUDES." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck. Material: 100%