Coffee First Then Parenting Comfort Colors Tee Long Sleeve Tee Design features "MY VERY FIRST"

Design features "MY VERY FIRST" in a retro rounded rectangle badge at top

A red sky crackles with teal lightning

Just like you

She’s not saying she’s above breaking the law

Financing breakfast like it’s a used car

Coffee First Then Parenting Comfort Colors Tee Long Sleeve Tee Design features "MY VERY FIRST"There is an order of operations and it is non negotiable. Nobody is getting fed, dressed, or driven anywhere until this cup is empty. Science. Math. Survival. The Details: Features a blue retro cartoon coffee mug character with a smiling face and finger pointing hands, with bold blue distressed text reading "Coffee First Then Parenting" in a circular layout with star accents. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for