Santa’s Favorite Ho Trucker Hat - Funny Christmas Hats 2_pump_chump_trucker or just letting tequila take

or just letting tequila take the wheel

and remember: **you’re not drunk — the boat’s just rocking

questionable decisions in the other

For the fan who’s just as wild off the field as on it

You’re not here to spread peace on Earth

Santa’s Favorite Ho Trucker Hat - Funny Christmas Hats 2_pump_chump_trucker or just letting tequila takeSome people want to be on Santas Nice List. Im just trying to be his favorite ho. This Christmas trucker hat says Santas Favorite Ho and it is the official uniform for the unhinged holiday season. Perfect for Christmas bar crawls, cookie exchanges, White Elephant chaos, or any December night where youre 2 peppermint shots in and making choices. This is peak festive feral energy. Santa doesnt need GPS he already knows where to stop first. Great