Half Ass Jingler Sweatshirt cowgirl All artwork is printed in

All artwork is printed in soft pink ink with a vintage marquee aesthetic

You walk into the holiday party like you own the venue

A red sky crackles with teal lightning

Some of us are just out here protecting our peace and our grammar

Now imagine the audacity of a man in a velvet suit saying it

Half Ass Jingler Sweatshirt cowgirl All artwork is printed inYou put on one earring, called it festive, and poured wine by noon. Thats not laziness. Thats efficiency. Youre doing the holidays at exactly the effort level they deserve. The Details: A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck). Material: 8. 0 oz warm fleece (50 50 cotton polyester blend). Feel: Made with air jet spun yarn for a softer