Pyrokinesis for Kitties Sweatshirt top Heavy metal style red text

Heavy metal style red text reading "HAIL SANTA" with a horns hand gesture and a snowflake replacing the pentagram

Dark olive green ink artwork featuring "Yee Haw" in large flowing script lettering

Everyone else just isn’t ready for it

Unhinged and ready

Vintage rodeo-poster-style artwork in pink

Pyrokinesis for Kitties Sweatshirt top Heavy metal style red textYour cat already knocks candles off tables. Its only a matter of time before it cuts out the middleman. You dont teach a cat anything. You simply provide the resources and hope it uses them on your enemies. Fire safety is a suggestion. Cats are an inevitability. The Details: White retro badge text reads "LEARN Pyrokinesis FOR YOUR KITTIES" with a blue and teal cat walking through yellow and orange flames. Blue and yellow vintage instructional style