Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol Tea Towel Larissa Loden and unapologetically feathery

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Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol Tea Towel Larissa Loden and unapologetically featheryIf your holiday wish list has exactly one item on it, this tea towel speaks your truth loud and clear. Bright red with crisp white lettering, it spells out the only gift that really matters: Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol. Surrounding the text are playful line illustrations of Santa hoisting a frothy mug, cocktails clinking, snowflakes, trees, and cheerful polka dots that make it look like the worlds most festive bar menu. Made from soft, absorbent