Lost In The Sauce Tee Color:Athletic Heather with bold green retro text

with bold green retro text reading "Time To Day Drink

You wouldn’t live anywhere else

and especially for Thanksgiving sides

Especially not by anyone who texts "wyd" after midnight

Because your coven needs a driver and you’re the only one who didn’t lose her license doing something "spiritually necessary

Lost In The Sauce Tee Color:Athletic Heather with bold green retro textThanksgiving has two kinds of people. The ones who pace themselves and the ones who are three glasses deep before the turkey is carved. You know exactly which one you are. The cranberry sauce isnt the only thing that came out of a can today. The Details: White arched retro text reading "LOST IN THE" above white bold text reading "SAUCE." A red cranberry sauce cylinder (still in the can shape) sitting on a white plate. Artwork in white and red. The Fit