Back When Santa Only Had Two Hos Long Sleeve Tee Color:Red Now it knocks things off

Now it knocks things off your nightstand at 4 a

You’re in a committed relationship with a blanket and a remote control

Green banner text reads "ON MY HUSBAND’S" above red script reading "Naughty List

Retro-style red and green "FULL OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT" text with a cocktail glass illustration

You’re not bad at math

Back When Santa Only Had Two Hos Long Sleeve Tee Color:Red Now it knocks things offSomewhere between your second glass of wine and your third online purchase, you started relating to Santas lifestyle a little too hard. The man had a roster. You have a rotation. The math checks out. The Details: Vintage style artwork featuring a red and cream illustrated Santa alongside two women in red dresses. Retro holiday text in classic red and cream lettering with a distressed, throwback finish. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve